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SENIOR HUMOR
HARLAN ENTERPRISE
MAY 1, 1941
DIVORCE GRANTED
Miss Eloise Greene received her maiden name for the third time when she was granted divorce from her second husband, Mr. Bill Carroll, who was charged with cruelty. It was proved that he broght home Irish potatoes when Eloise wanted soup beans and therefore ruined a reception that she was giving that afternoon.
PHIPPS TO TOUR EUROPE
Willard Phipps, Republican presidential candiate in 1940, said today he was considering a trip to Europe in the early summer. It will be his first trip to Europe. Published reports says he will sail about June 10 and visit Paris and Rome.
HUGHES TAKES COLLEGE JOB
John Hughes, who is on an unexplained trip to Switzerland, is expected to return soon to his new position as professor at Union College. He is an expert in music and mathmatics. He is a graduate of the University of Podunk.
DISH-BREAKER ARRESTED
The furniture and dish breaking complex of Raymond Burnette, brought a thirty day work-house sentence Monday. Burnette was arrested Saturday night by police called to his home by his wife, Sylvia Mae. Sylvia states that she thinks she can get along without him for awhile.
HE PARKED
Billy Croley was under reckless driving charge today after his automobile was alleged to have struck a bicycle on which Nannie Johnson was riding. Mrs. Johnson was not hurt severely.
HOPPING
It humiliates bullfrogs to hear the Miss Ollie Montgomery, aviatrix, first hop was 2,400 miles.
NEEDS UN-SMOKED GLASSES
Lee Land, class '37 Black Star High School turned to play writing. He was writing a play called "Love at First Sight". He got along all right until he found out the hero was about 75 years old, so he had to change the title to "Love at Second Sight".
DUCE LOVE AFFAIR
Madame Loise Freeman today told the examining magistrate that the shattered love affair with Premior Woodrow Terrell caused her to attempt suicide in her apartment in Rome last week. She told the court that she would rather die than never see him again.
THOMAS LANDS JOB
It is reported that Don Thomas will be promoted to assistant manager of the A and P grocery store at Pineville, Ky. He got his excellent managing experience while manager the candy and book store at Black Star School.
PASSES BAV
Mr. Merle Moore, formerly of Black Star, now living in N.Y., has passed the California bar examinations and has been introduced before the State Supreme Court.